Guardian Guest Column

Hi. If you’d like, I wrote a guest column for The Guardian last week for #AlopeciaAwarenessMonth. You can click on Continue reading →

Goodbye Hair. Hello Alopecia.

“If I had a friend that treated me the way that I treated myself, I wouldn’t be friends with that Continue reading →

Why Aziz Ansari Has Destroyed My Chances, And Why He Is So So Important:

Throughout my life, even though we’ve never met, Aziz Ansari has consistently beaten me to the punch. It’s becoming a Continue reading →

Happy 4th of July America You Bastards/Why Don’t You Love Me?

I remember my first day at the American International School in Saudi Arabia in 1988 when I was 7 years Continue reading →

10 Reasons I Hate Pooplash

Pooplash: Firstly, I never wanted to watch Whiplash. The minute I saw the trailer in the theatre earlier this year, Continue reading →

7 Boring Things to do before the U.K. Election in 7 Days:

Mmm. Smell that? Know what that is? That’s you. But, it’s also the 2015 U.K. Election Week, and as it’s been Continue reading →

“The Daily Mail” Emails Arnab:

Last Thursday, whilst sitting at my computer daydreaming about cheeseburgers, I received an email from someone at “The Daily Mail.” Continue reading →

This Is How We Do It

It’s weird the things that depress you. In 2007, I did a stand-up gig where I opened for U.K. stand-up Continue reading →