According to the dating app, they were a 96% match, and they shared a lot in common – film tastes, liking hiking, other stuff too, if he remembered correctly.
“Why the F*CK hasn’t she responded to my polite, non-intrusive message?” Jay wondered. Had she not seen the 96% match part? 96% was a ton of percent!!!
“I mean, if she is waiting for 100% match, then she had better get her head examined, cause that ain’t comin’ baby!!!” he cackled.
Jay realized he was probably going to have to meet his future wife in real life. But he didn’t really have any nice clothes, and because of Lockdown 2.0 all the stores were closed, and he hated buying clothes online because they never fit right and he always had to send them back and it was a real hassle as the stores often made him pay the shipping charges for the return.
He resigned himself to being alone forever and thought about starting a podcast.
THE END.
Arnab Chanda 